Saturday, 19 December 2009

RAC, stands for "relax and chill...."

Car back for yet another visit to the garage.
3 times in a week.
Yes, 3 times.
Its not even because the receptionist is a stunner. Or the coffee they serve in the waiting area is addictive.
No, its because the heap of metal, rubber ,water and oil, should be compressed in an industrial sized apple press. Water pump, radiator, pipework was trouble number 1.
back for 1 day
Then head gasket, head skim, valves tunup
Back for another day.
Now in for a oil pump.
The mechanic is a wresting referee in a previous life, as I can see him now, knelt down as if on all fours, left hand palm down touching the canvas. Right hand raised above his head, ready to slam it down shouting...

"ONE.................."
"TWO................."
"THREEEEEEEE................."


OUT!!!!!!!!!

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